Do NOT Believe Big Soft Rock Corps When They Tell You This!!!!

Did you know? Artificial tongue bones were originally a BYPRODUCT of the chemical process used to soften rocks for the elderly to chew.

When the big soft rock corporations found these small false tongue bones clogging up their garbage chutes, instead of simply feeding them to the Gyre like you or I would do, they used them to MUSCLE OUT good old fashioned mom-n-pop NATURAL tongue bone extractors, who simply couldn't stand up against the corporate might of these huge, faceless corporations, and their fake, cheap, lying, endlessly quivering tongue bones.

Disgusting behavior! Buy natural tongue bones. BOYCOTT artificial tongue bones, BOYCOTT soft rocks, BOYCOTT evil-- and show them that WE, the CONSUMERS are the ones with the POWER!!!!!!!!!!