Morpheus Upon His Throne.

I, Morpheus, son of Somnus, god of Dreams, brood upon my throne of horn and ivory. I am lost in thought. I cry out to Athena for wisdom, for guidance, but already too much sand has spilled. A decision must be made. I stand and cross the cave, fragile poppies crushing beneath my toes, and... ah, yes, of course. A dream of ivory, then, for James "Jimmy" Potts of Scottsbluff, Nebraska, who this night shall dream of pooping his pants in front of his third grade teacher