thinking about becoming one of those guys.

thinking about becoming one of those guys who says he's going to work but actually goes and sits silently in a parking lot for 8 hours because he can't admit to his wife that he got fired four months ago and their savings are rapidly depleting and they're going to lose the house, but then one day, halfway on his drive to the parking lot, he has an epiphany, he realizes that he is worth something, his life is worth something, that he can be a man, that he's going to turn it all around, he's going to make all of this better, but whoops, he accidentally t-bones a schoolbus and goes to prison for eleven counts of vehicular manslaughter