October 7, 2015.

SPOOKTOBER STORY #3:

There was a man who was a skeleton and the man ate all the monsters and in its stomach they had a monster town and they wanted to get out of the man and they formed a municipal committee but were deadlocked because whenever they proposed a plan to get out of the man special interest groups and lobbyists attached riders to the plan and none of the monsters could agree to the plan because of all the additions that oftentimes worked in direct odds with the plan and there was one monster and he was named Tommy like me and he had big horns and he said I want to get out of the man and everybody else agreed with him especially because by that time they had run out of food in the man's stomach because most of it was dissolved by acid vats and they had had to resort to eating family pets and the very young and the very old and a lot of monsters were crying about having to eat their loved ones to stay alive but Tommy had a great plan and what they did was to save whatever shreds of dignity they had left the monsters all bit each other at once and then they all died in a suicide pact that killed all monsters ever and ever and ever!