November 29, 2020.

The haunted house's owner trips over a stack of vintage magazines, snapping their wrist, radius, ulna, and neck when they hit the bottom of the stairwell. They try to scream out for help, but their trachea was crushed by the corner of the washing machine as part of their tumble, so all they can do is wheeze and choke helplessly. Tears well in their eyes, but they die before the tears can fall.

The haunted house is listening to "Graduation (Friends Forever)" by Vitamin C on repeat and doesn't even notice its owner's demise for like a couple weeks, at which it thinks, "gross," and continues listening to "Graduation (Friends Forever)" by Vitamin C on repeat, because, let's be honest, it's a bop.