October 15, 2021.

The man strains against his chains, naked, his eyes bloodshot and bulging, blind with it: "...The hunger... the HUNGER... the INSATIABLE HUNGER... I mustn't, no, I, dare not indulge, for if I give in to these URGES I shall truly be LOST... forever... lost in MIND and lost in SOUL... and yet the hunger GNAWS at me... it EATS at me from the inside, a greedy demanding BEAST named HUNGER... I must FEED... I must FEED, I've never felt a HUNGER such as this... please, Father, you must KILL ME to SPARE ME from this INTENSE HUNGER... I BEG OF YOU...!"

"Haha," responds Father Whitcombe. "Me in line at the Taco Bell, lmao."

"lmao," admits the chained, naked man.