October 28, 2021.

Top review for "Halloween Haunted House Sound Effects Cassette/CD Vol. 8"
★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)

audio design ok. starts off pretty spooky, lots of screams and ghoulish sounds that effectively set the tone for a holiday party. that's the only reason this review is not ZERO out of five stars.

about 10 minutes in it gets VERY specific. i do not know who "brian jeffrey hopper at 2042 west ernest lane columbus ohio" is and i do NOT care for all the blah-blah-blah of his father begging me to contact him to help free him from where "they're" keeping him. i hoped he'd at least describe where he was, maybe give some spooky details... but instead he says they've "taken his eyes" so he can't see anything, and he just keeps pleading for us to "find brian, find brian, he can save me"!

no!

ten minutes of ok sound effects. fifty minutes of begging and crying and (admittedly gross, but not very frightening) throwing up from the pain. this is NOT what i paid for. disappointed. ruined my party. will not be buying from this company ever again.