October 23, 2022.

Well. I understand your concern. Society has traditionally been suspicious of and unkind to those of us who float two inches off the ground at all times and have a bottomless chasm instead of a face, and we are all products of the society we have grown up in. I have heard worse and I don't blame you for your preconceived prejudices.

That being said, I am a perfectly lovely guy, and I'd really appreciate it if you'd invite me in. Invite me in. Come on, just invite me in. Invite me. Invite me in. Invite me. Invite me inside. Invite me inside your house. Invite me. Invite me. Invite me.