October 5, 2023.

Everyone! I plead, take heed, or steed, if you need! This farm-cur has sold me and my hungry tummy a tomato which has no bones! He’s the real pill in this farm-I-see. Well, farmpoke, you’ve made a chomp chump out of this mater matey for the last time, and no bones about it, you’ve deskelated the situation. You’ve made a real marin-error, what a boneless boner! Take a seed over here as I ketch-you-up that you’ve broken the cherry-tomato of blight your repu-tomat-ion. When I bite into a juicy tom-tom, I expect to bust a molar all over your face. I shall take my business else-wise?