October 5, 2024.

SPOOKTOBER STORY 4.

Got a devil in my basement
Sez he wants to eat my dog
Already give him sister’s cat
But he’s a big dog hog

I say ‘devil you are greedy’
The devil laugh and shrug
I say ‘devil have a pretzel’
Give devil pretzel nug

Devil eats nugget quick
Says ‘ok dog time now’
Give him another pretzel
Tell him dog is not for chow

He eats another pretzel
And another after that
Feeding devil lots of pretzels
Now the devil’s getting fat

He likes the nugs with mustard
He likes the nugs with cheese
He likes cinnamon and sugar
But he never does say please :(