October 8, 2023.

Haunted by a egg.

The egg does not leave me alone. I have burnt sage and done many cleansing rituals. I have meditated on this for hours and I have diffused bergamot and also eucalyptus. Still the egg remains. It is a bad egg. I can tell from its aura. I am practicing gratitude and have sent out letters of thanks. Crystals have done jack shit to this egg. I have breathed in many different healing patterns and methods and still the egg lingers. I have journaled about the egg. I have gone to a yoga class and though it did not go very well it should have been enough to banish the egg. I have several apatites and amethysts around the space where the egg haunts me and still it haunts me. I have purchased a Taurus Judge .45 Long Colt/.410 Bore Revolver with a 3” barrel and if that does not do the trick against the egg I am going to start killing government officials and local co-op members with it until the egg is satisfied. They are very easy to find and I have a list written in my manifestation notepad pages that when laid out end to end are as long as my two arms outstretched in Virabhadrasana II pose. The egg is here right now and is telling me many ways in which it can be satisfied and it will not stop until I have satisfied the egg. The manifestation notebook paper is made of reclaimed material. For whatever sins I have committed I seek absolution. I shall find it.