Jon Phillips is a motion graphics artist, writer, and director.

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Advice for Son Confused About Disney.

Hey guys, need some parenting advice about my very dumb son. Last Thursday I let my unbelievably dumb son watch Beauty and the Beast with his smart good brother. Unfortunately, my incredibly dumb son fell in love with Lumière the candle man and now keeps setting things on fire and kissing them and telling them how glad he is that they're alive and on fire at all times like Lumière. We have had to take him to the hospital for severe facial scalding twice now.

How do I stop my dumb son from setting fire to objects in our house and then kissing them? Thanks in advance.