October 14, 2018.

NICETOBER STORY #14:

I am pleased to announce that my "Nicetober" experiment has been a complete success. This previous week of making only nice posts on Facebook.com has fundamentally altered the fabric of our society (for the better), and now things are good. All those things that were bad? They're good now. All the existential dread? Now it's existential BREAD, because: cash money, baby!

Having recharted the course of human existence from disaster to a shining utopia of brotherhood and compassion, I now feel comfortable enough to return to telling my spinetingling Spooktober Stories. Prepare to get your socks shivered off, starting tomorrow!