October 7, 2018.

The world sucks so for a few days we're switching to
NICETOBER STORIES #7:

You, me, Blaz, Ed the Lorcher, Kitty Karen, Seven Kung Fu Kween, and Mickey Roach all sit around the campfire, really goddam full on toasted cheese and s'mores. Seven lets out a big ol burp.

"Bark bark!" barks Idiot the dog, running circles around us.

"Good girl," says Kitty Karen. "You know what? I think this might be heaven, guys. It's just that nice."

"You're right, Kitty Karen," says Ed the Lorcher. "This is pretty nice. Maybe we died and went to heaven."

All of us nod and pat our full bellies. Maybe it is heaven!

But it's not. It's just a really pleasant evening.