October 8, 2018.

NICETOBER STORIES #8:

Captain James America runs into the room (pissed). He shouts at Toby Stark (ironic man): "Listen here, you fiend, what did you do with my favorite shield? You slime!"

"Why don't you look inside this box?" snickers Toby. James opens the box and his jaw hits the very floor! Because inside it is another ironic man suit, made from parts of his favorite shield.

"I cant believe you'd do such a kind act, Toby," says James America through tears of happiness. "You destroyed my shield and made a beautiful new ironic man suit for me."

"Happy birthday," laughs Toby, grinning.